@thesortingswordIF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
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The new nokia
Sick of my pathetic iphone not being able to smash open nuts. My family is starving
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"Men don’t age better than women, they’re just allowed to age."- Carrie Fisher (via phd-student-ttu)
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*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
Alien: that's okay, take your time.
Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
Alien: cool
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YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts
Concepts have no volume
Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.whoa there socrates
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